DAMIEN

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Finally Zooo .

Why i say Finally ?!?!?
That's because everytime we went . It was raining cats and dogs

On a Sunday 3 weeks ago .
We were at KFC waiting for the rain to stop.
While waiting the Tan dysfunctional (mental) Family started camwhoring

At last, God was good to us.
We finally made it to the Zoo 2 weeks later

Gong Gong wore his wonder cap that will turn once it detect sunlight
"Solar Cap"

Hmmm i wonder which is the one that maul the zookeeper to death

Looking at Hippos Stupid Yun getting eaten by the Hippo

Snack Time for the kids ...

Mr Foo trying to act Cool

Baby's favorite animal of the month "Elephant"

While we were at Australia Outback . We came up close and personal
with this Kangaroo

This time i read the introduction of Kangaroo & it was funny to discover how its name came about :-

A common myth about the kangaroo's English name is that 'kagaroo' was a Guugu Yimidhirr phrase for "I don't understand you."According to this legend, Captain James Cook and naturalist Sir Joseph were exploring the area when they happened upon the animal. They asked a nearby local what the creatures were called. The local responded "Kangaroo", meaning "I don't understand you", which Cook took to be the name of the creature.

Saturday, 16 May 2009

Ashley's Sleepover Party

Mr & Mrs Sia had to attend a wedding dinner tonight
So i was assigned a task
Bring Ashley home for a sleepover party .

We decided to meet up at Vivo so it will be easier for the both of
them to proceed to the hotel after dropping Ashley with us

BB was ready and excited abt the sleepover party & was hurrying us to leave the hse
We rush to Vivo and pick up our Princess at 3.30pm & brought them to the children's
play area. They were having lots of fun especially at the swing area

The kids were taking turns to go on the swing while the other will turn.
As they were changing shift, two kids ran over and went onto the swing .
Little Princess was so mad that she stood there and stared and them .
Of cos HB the beng went over and said :-
Why? what happen? tell 姨丈 ....
HB was staring at the two kids as well .... while i guess they got the message and ran off.
So it was a Happy Ending for the kids as they continued playing for another 30mins on the SWING

We proceed to Burger King after the playground for snacks
Had Fries , Ice-cream and onion rings

The kids were happily munching away their fries & laughing so loudly
when either one did a silly action that the whole BK was looking at us.

We walked around Vivo after that
Went Toy'r'us where the kids enjoyed themselves and later we took a stroll at the open platform area of Vivo
BB was so excited to show Ashley his favorite Cable cars, monorail tram and Tiger Sky

Then it was time for dinner .
We had dinner arrangement with our friends as well for Steamboat Buffet.
After i fed them their dinner , they were self-entertaining themselves
and having lots of fun.
Stacking the chairs in the restaurant and pretending to build their castles ...

We were able to enjoy our dinner while they were in their imaginary world.
Mummy and Kenny even came over to see the kids
Soon it was time to go .. both were tired and exhausted from a day's outing.

The moment we got onto the car .
Ashley doze off immediately.
She slept with us that night and kick HB many times (hahahaha) with her 360 degree
karate kick moves .

The next morning the kids woke up had their breakfast, shower and insisted
on finishing Enchanted before heading to Gong gong's house .

I had an eventful day myself taking care of 2 rascals . Overall they were very obedient when
DADDY is not around.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Scenario 1

Baby was playing/fixing his car set the other day .
Suddenly he got frustrated and screamed ….

Baby : - Argggghhhhhhhh

Baby : - Sorry Mummy

Mummy : - Baby, why are u apologizing to me about
Why did u say sorry for !!!!

Baby : - Hmmm ~~ sorry for my problems.

*hug* *hug*

Scenario 2

I cut my ankle ~~ bloody mess caused !

Mummy :- Ouch

Baby :- Mummy why say Ouch , What’s ur problem ?!?!?
R u ok ?!?!?!?

*bish* *bish*

He sounds like his dad now ….

Scenario 3

Dadddy was watching a talk show one morning and he started criticizing the topic
He blur out the forbidden word in a fit of anger "STUPID"
BB raise his head up stared at his Daddy & start .

Baby : - Hey Daddy, Why u scold STUPID
U cannot anyhow say stupid , u know !
Later BB scold u , mummy scold u , jiejie scold u.
Cannot say stupid again. UNDERSTAND !!!!

Then he turned his head towards me

Baby : - Mummy, he scold u AR !!!

Mummy : - Oh no, daddy's not scolding Mummy .

Baby : - No ah , not scolding u ... OK

* Baby continue rattling abt the stupid incident until i tell Daddy to apologize to him only then did he stop

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Prank or Stolen ??!!??

Woke up at 7.20am this morning.
It was raining and the weather was cool & nice !!!!
So i thought i open the door and let the breeze into the hse .

When i open my front door .
I saw the most hilarious thing that has happen outside
my house ...
My shoes was lined up and stack nicely on the floor &
my SHOE RACK was gone ....

Counted and confirmed ... Puma Sandals , Running Shoes, Myphosis Sandals all around.

Now who's that shoe rack thief ... ?!?!?!?!?

the shoe rack cost $9.90SGD . got it 5yrs ago ...
the only difference from the pic is i painted it black sometimes back
bcs the wood is starting to rot ... Duh !!!!

Joke of the Day .........

Law Matter ~~ MALAYSIA

Extracted from newstoday online

POLICE PROPOSE SHAMING THIEVES PUBLICLY

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If they are not scared of getting whipped by a cane, maybe snatch thieves in Malaysia will fear the shame of public humiliation. A top police official says the thieves should be made to wear T-shirts that read “I am a snatch thief” and sweep the country’s streets.

Director of Criminal Investigation Department Mohamad Bakri Zinin says the prospect of jail does not seem to be deterring the thieves, who prey on pedestrians with quick, forceful robberies. He said yesterday that it is much better to make them do social work while wearing T-shirts with their printed confession. AP

Hahaha this is a joke .. U think this really works ?????

Monday, 11 May 2009

Pest Buster Needed ~~ Urgent

Don’t you just hate it when your DISTANT relative calls you up.
Normally its either a wedding, a funeral, insurance or MLM.

Recently HB’s cousin-in-law been bombarding my hp.
Even though I told him I’m broke ain’t keen to buy insurance at moment.
His persistence to hit his “quota” has reach my nerves.
I have a min. of 4 missed calls within 10mins.
If he can’t reach me, he will call HB ask for my office no.
Pple need to work ok .. I might be in a meeting or with my boss.

Yesterday while I was busy cooking for the kids.
He rang and I told him I’m cooking, will get back to him shortly.
After I hang up with him, he called HB immediately.
Every job is respected for it professionalism.
If you wanna close a deal try harder not by going through your relative’s phonebook
& bugging them every min, every hour … until 11pm.
My hp bat went flat bcs of this.